Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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