I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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