Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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