Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
did i walk over a car last night?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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