Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
BRING THE BAGELS
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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