My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We need to get me chipped asap
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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