Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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