So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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