i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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