u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
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I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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