Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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