I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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