I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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