It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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