So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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