Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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