Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
