wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Sorry my hands just texted you
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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