I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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