More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Green mimosas i think yes
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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