I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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