im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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