i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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