Me. At least after what I've been through.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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