Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
3 2 1 whiskey
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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