hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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