I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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