i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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