It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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