May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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