chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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