Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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