I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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