What did we do last night that was yellow?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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