Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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