i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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