so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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