I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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