Need sex. Gaining weight.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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