Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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