She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
