Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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