apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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