the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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