So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
