Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Dick very happy bro
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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