I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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