I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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