Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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