It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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