: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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