I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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