Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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