he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
accomplished twins. life is a go
I cut my penus on the lid.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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