We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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