You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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