smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
there is another microwave in the elevator.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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